in the news today:

a woman in palm springs, cali. accidentally dials 911 when trying to dial 411 and hangs up. the dispatch calls back and someone hangs up again. two officers are sent. "what happens?", the police find 76 weed plants- $76,000 worth of product. one of the men in the house gave a prescription for medical marijuana to the police, but due to the large quantity of weed, the police were suspicious. he was arrested, as well as another man who tried to run from the police. the woman who dialed was not arrested. heh.

while we're on the number 76,000: top thai astrologers predict april 8th as the last day for a possible us-led attack on iraq. mars will be the closest to earth it has ever been in 76,000 years; the name mars symbolizes war in mythology. the u.s. will win, but the war might be longer than expected. the same astrologers predicted the 1997 asian econominc crisis but failed to foresee the 9/11 attacks.