alright, alright, decided i had nothing better to do than bash a lame movie.
today's feature: biker boyz.
i'm getting sick and tired of this "urbanization" this making everything hip hop and rap as pop culture, and now it's gone to far, moving into something it doesn't belong- motorcycles. one, this movie, despite laurence fishburne (kinda sad how he goes from morpheus to this), this movie features kid rock. kid rock? kid fucking rock? i'm surprised it doesn't have nelly, or ja rule, or dmx or something, fuck, where's steven segal? if you read anything about the story, it's being called a "modern day western"- schwhat? modern day western? who comes up with that shit? oh wait, it's obviously the same type of people who think this is actually movie-worthy material, the same people who want to put giant spiders in a superman movie...

so back to the urbanization, motorcycles aren't urban. yea, i know, whoever wants one should be able to have one, regardless of who are what they are, but it seems lately that these rap stars and urban movements have been trying to pick up on motorcycles, specifically sport bikes and crotch rockets. but it's like, you don't know a fucking damn thing about them, you go out and buy a fucking honda cbr and think you're cool cause you drive a crap-shit rice burner with way too much bullshit crap on it that now you're gonna get a bike by the same manufacturer? one thing, if you want something awesome, why not try something italian, ducati, aprilia, fuck even the desparate bimota or mv agusta, that's fucking style. not honda, not kawasaki. the ninja was out dated maybe 4 years after it came out. fucking ignorant urbanization. but, in a way, i'm glad, keep fucking buying your crap cycles, try to act like you're something, make a fucking movie like shit ass the fast and the furious. for one thing, why doesn't someone try and fucking make a movie about real racing, that requires real skill, real bikes, bikes you can't get in the fucking store, even if hollywood extended it's usually lame long arm of drama a cheesy predictable stories, it'd still be better than this piece of shit "biker boyz" but wait, the american motorcycle association or world superbike racing championship isn't urban enough to make a good movie. i mean, what rap star would portray a real racer?


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