Friday
i get on the elevator with two other people, a guy and a girl, who press 6th and 7th floor respectively, and i'm going to 8, so i'm standing, leaning slightly on the back wall of the elevator, somewhat in the middle and the doors open on the 6th floor, i glance up and notice the name tag on the door of the resident assistant's room for the floor---amanda mount---yea...so i'm thinking about this as the doors open on the 7th floor and i just casually glance up again at the name tag for the r.a. for the 7th floor---will head---so about now i'm laughing my ass off... my r.a. doesn't have a funny name, fortunately or unfortunately, i haven't decided which
posted by bp |
9/27/2002 01:15:00 PM
Wednesday
nothing really to post today, or yesterday, sorry, didn't really find anything i felt like sharing with you...
if you want, call this dumbass 972-606-5229, let him know how fucking pathetic he is.
plus centerself nova shallow chek them out
posted by bp |
9/25/2002 07:19:00 PM
Monday
stuff for today: today marks the death of sigmund freud, spet. 23, 1939, freud commits physician assisted suicide when max schur administers a lethal dose of morphine. damn people, making fun of him, drove him to kill himself. eh, but see how society has pretty much proven him right...yea, back at ya, dipshits of the late 19th century and early 20th...
peta vs. church: 4, count em four, against a congregation, hibernia united methodist church county fair and pig roast in chester county, philadelphia, a peta member dressed as jesus was arrested at the shin-dig, "blessed are the merciful! go vegetarian!" said the peta jesus, arrested for trespassing and disorderly conduct. the peta director of vegan outreach, bruce g. friedrich, sent a letter to the pastor of the church, "god designed pigs to play with one another, root around in the soil, forage for food, and enjoy god's glory," said the peta man, sending the letter after receiving a complaint from, get this- a member of the church. the pastor didn't respond to the letter and declined comment on the protest. a "strong police force" was "deployed" to the event due to a talk radio show's encouragement of a "counter-protest" of the peta people by the residents. 1) four people, one dressed as jesus against of say 40+ people, 2) you know that person who complained isn't gonna say anything at the next service, and, 3)"counter-protest"?...
british officials have approved the export of key components needed to make nuclear weapons to iran and other countries known to be developing such weapons. an investigation by bbc radio 4 programme file on four will disclose that the department of trade and Industry allowed a quantity of the metal, beryllium, to be sold to iran last year. that metal is needed to make nuclear bombs. britain has had an arms embargo to iran since 1993 and has signed up to an international protocol which bans the sale of beryllium to named countries, including iran. oooo, tony blair, what the fuck yo, are we gonna have to kick your ass too...get a handle on your people or it'll be "operation: anti-dr marten" all up on your ass
and: mike batt, brit composer, was sued for plagarism for including "a one minute silence", a completely silent piece, on an album for his classical rock band, the planets, accussed of copying it from late american composer john cage's 1952 composition "4'33"", which was completely silent. batt was noted as having respect for the late cage, but was also noted for saying "mine is a much better silent piece. i have been able to say in one minute what cage could only say in four minutes and 33 seconds."... alright, ooo, silence, what the fuck, who give's a flying rat's ass on a copyright on "silence" how could silence even have a copyright? and what i wanna know, why was cage's "composition" 4 minutes and 33 seconds? what the fuck!?!?!? and how could it even be a composition? oooo, did ya hear that, i just composed 3 seconds of silence! please, get a fucking life...but it's all about the almighty dollar...and they got it, settled for undisclosed 6 figure amount, holy shit...
posted by bp |
9/23/2002 06:07:00 PM
yea, so i've been listening to a lot of bands now, there's so many out there that are up and coming or been around for a while that i listened to, but only now are getting recognition they deserve. so here's the rundown:
plus nova craig chaquico alkemy the new deal neverdead ventt the plyphonic spree centerself falling jupiter daniel beddingfield electric lotus fair to midland undead shallow one minute halo yea so check out these bands and stuff...you're still reading this? schwhat the hell, start dling already
posted by bp |
9/23/2002 01:35:00 AM
Saturday
6 months...half a year, for me that's a long time...and i hope it goes longer...
posted by bp |
9/21/2002 02:02:00 PM
Friday
i had stupidity to put here for today, but i can't remember what
posted by bp |
9/20/2002 05:40:00 PM
Thursday
random crap for today:
got a local (dallas) weekly publishing today, here's what i found on the back:
men 18+ yrs old can get paid $1,000/week to have sex! at first sight, this might seem like some porn movie making something. they offer a "free blackbook". in the essence of finding something to make fun of, i went to their website, which i won't post here cause i don't want to advertise these dipshits, they're scammin ya, it's not free, you pay to get this book to participate in clinical research for all sorts of things. so if you do pay and get this book if it's real at all, you're having sex in front of researchers, who for all you know might be studying the effects of having sex under the influence of some drug in testing with a 500 lbs person...sounds like a great time to me, where do i sign up?...
here's something i will advertise in the spirit of showing you all fraud in it's dipshittedness, go to www.federalcashgrants.net , yea, check out these idiots, down towards the bottom of their website, past all the bullshit, it'll say in bold print how if you order before dec 31st their whatever the hell they're selling you is only $17 (plus $3 s/h) but down at the very bottom (and this is what gets me cause they don't even put it small, illegible print, it's clearly readable) "the guide is not the original price of $49.95, but only $17 (if you order by august 31st, 2002)" who's the bigger dipshit, them, or the person who has their credit card charged when it's blatantly read right under the part where you order?...
oh fucking shit, now how pathetic is this: and ad reads "attractive? busty? young? wealthy, intelligent executive wants to meet you. call this could be a rewarding relationship 972-606-5229" call this fucker and leave a message, telling how much of a dumbass he is. call, call, call.
and in other news, i've seen roughly about 15 people today wearing sweaters...it's was fairly humid today, and each one of them with that look of "please help me"
posted by bp |
9/19/2002 05:59:00 PM
alright...i'm in my class for a total of 5 minutes, taking my quiz, getting a perfect score on it, walking out and it's stopped raining, dammit, well, at least it stopped raining, but now i'll walk around the rest of the day with my umbrella and it won't rain anymore...,
in other news, my ongoing war with the housing dept continues to escalate...great way to start off my day, some people prefer a nice breakfast, toast, cereal, juice, no, i like to get rained on and stomped upon by the tyrannical housing dept...
i'm on my second dr pepper for today already...
posted by bp |
9/19/2002 10:12:00 AM
yea...so, i'm walking to class, it's been raining, but it had stopped...of course until i'm 100 yards away from my class...me with my umbrella in my car...i'm a dumbass, a soaked dumbass
posted by bp |
9/19/2002 09:31:00 AM
Wednesday
today:
walking into whooten hall, going up the stairs to my communications class, two guys in front of me looked pretty stupid, one was wearing a white wife-beater on top of a wife-beater (what the fuck?) and his friend was wearing a sleeve-less shirt pretty much cut into something to resemble a wife-beater on top of, guess what...a wife-beater. must be cool to do that or something...i wouldn't know...
in my communications class, some einstein reads the board and notices a message: "saturday, unt @ tcu" and promptly announces to the class "whoa, someone's gonna lose" in as much of a matter-of-fact tone as he's capable of--- no shit sherlock, you think? i mean, honestly, can't they both win???
in my algebra class, the instructor announces the s.i.'s hours "tuesday at 6:30", the little flamer teacher's pet: "so it's at 3:30?", the instructor with a look of "damn dumbass" on her face: "tuesday at 6:30"
the idiots must be out in full force tonight
posted by bp |
9/18/2002 07:04:00 PM
Tuesday
so i get this letter, which of course is dated friday, september 13th, saying that the housing office regrets to inform me of my withdrawal from school. then it goes on to say that unless i pay september's payment by the 25th, i'll be withdrawn from the school. what the fuck?!? you start out by saying i'm withdrawn, but then renig and say i'm not withdrawn yet, but will be. fucking get a clue- sure, use something to scare someone, but at least be smart enough and use some tact and not make yourself look like a bubbling fucking moron, but no, this is coming from the housing office here at the university of north texas (unt), the same office who fucks just about everything up they touch. maybe it's just with me, but this is also the same office who took fucking months to deposit my check for my parking sticker, the same office who oversold the commuter parking spaces 8,370 stickers to 3,102 spaces, 2,592 residence hall stickers to 2,174 spaces, and fucked the faculty 13,843 permits to 10,543 spaces. the same office i hear so many damn complaints about. you can guaran-damn-tee i'll be down in that office giving them a piece of my mind. fuck taking the high road, fuck that in the ass. i know i'm not better than that so i'm not going to fucking lie and say i am. i'm not the better person, someone else can be that, i'm gonna be the person raising some hell and taking some names. fuck tact too; they obviously don't give a shit about it. i used tact this summer when took damn near forever to cash my check--shiiiittttt, they sure want your fucking money, gotta have it now now now, deadlines and shit, but they fucking sit on your check as a pillow in their damn chair until they feel like getting off their ass and depositing the money. and you know what they said- they said they had two cashiers working on the parking sticker checks/money orders whatever the hell people used to pay for them, goats and pigs for all i know or care, this summer and that one of them broke their leg, so it was down to one person doing all the work---???!!!??? what...the...fuck...what, is it like you have to run a marathon while you process checks? come on, that's just fucking lame. and if it's that big of a problem, fucking hire some more people, shit, it's not rocket science. and don't tell me they don't have the money---they have the money. you know what kind of shit they blow money on, i wouldn't be surprised if they wiped their asses off with money over the summer. fuck, they oversold the damn parking stickers! fuckity fuck fuck. yea, i know, i used the word "fuck" a lot in this. get over it. i'm pissed.
posted by bp |
9/17/2002 07:48:00 PM
yea, so this is going to be a place where i can post stuff. i was going to do it on my website directly, but that would be too time consuming. also, though i think i'll be the only one posting anything, unless i make everyone a "team" member, though it'd be better if it was just open for everyone to post.
posted by bp |
9/17/2002 07:18:00 PM
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